Justin Jokes

What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!

What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?

Poutine with Russian dressing!

Justin: Hey.

Josh: Hey man.

Justin: Why only "man"?

Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.

Justin: I don't mind.

Josh: Okay, S L A V E.

Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!

one day little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad "were gonna go to my room and do some homework" and his dad said ok 5 minutes later little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room so he went to go see what it was and all he heard was "baby baby oh baby baby oh" little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said "little Johnny what are you doing in there" then little Johnny said "dad were just having sex" then little Johnny's dad said " oh i thought you were listing to some Justin bibber up in here

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

would u rather listen to Justin bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible. there the same thing

Why did Justin Bieber Start playing hide and seek with his fans - because they keepped

Stacy:: honey I'm kinda new to texting what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, lots of love I guess

Margert: Stacy are you there, I don't know if you heard but Amber and her 3 kids were killed in a car crash this morning I'm in total shock

Stacy: lol

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut

Have you seen the justin meme?

Yeah, the ones that cracked at fortnite?

Just-in time for deez nuts

Bruh

But actually, it's a parody

Wait actually?

Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

so nfl teams were playing football on me and then justin jefferson hit some thing called the gritty on me

He's homeless. Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Sheer) survivor...The other :No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.

If selena Gomez wasn't really single after justin bieber dump her. I would wait for her to come by my house take her fine ass in my room close my door give her some sex medicine until she masturbate.