What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."
would u rather listen to Justin bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible. there the same thing
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
He's homeless.
Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...
The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
What is a babies favorite song? Baby Baby by Justin Bieber
Justin Masotti
MY name is Justin I like like dick lit me eat you out like?
