Justin

Justin Jokes

Dinner

What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!

Donald Trump

What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?

Poutine with Russian dressing!

Slave

Justin: Hey.

Josh: Hey man.

Justin: Why only "man"?

Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.

Justin: I don't mind.

Josh: Okay, S L A V E.

Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!

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  • Sex

    One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."

    Justin Bieber

    What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

    They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

    Memes

    Death

    Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?

    They're the same thing.

    Fan

    Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

    Because they keepped.

    Nut

    Have you seen the Justin meme?

    Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?

    Just-in time for deez nuts.

    Bruh.

    But actually, it's a parody.

    Wait, actually?

    Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

    Football

    So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

    Lol

    Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

    Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

    Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

    Stacy: lol

    Justin Bieber

    If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

    Homeless

    He's homeless.

    Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...

    The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.

    Atom

    Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.