One jokes

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?

Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.

Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.

Scroll down for explanation.

Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!

One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.

The man asked for some crack.

The woman turned around and said, "Here."

That's where the crack was, you guessed it.

The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."

If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:

"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...

YOU WERE BORN!"

What camel has 3 humps?

...A pregnant one.

Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.

One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

Water, tastes that one tap in school:

A tier water at 3 am.

S tier.

12 pm water f tier.

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.

It got too out of hand and I got spanked.

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?

Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!