I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
One Jokes
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
No one gives a fuck.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Why canβt orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
