One jokes

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

What's the difference between Axne and a priest??

One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.

Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,

one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.

A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?

Q: One that has a sense of money.

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Why can’t orphans go to college?

'Cause they have no one to talk to.

A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.

Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

"You're boo-tiful!"

A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.

He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.

Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.

Class: no one stands up.

Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*

Little Johnny: *stands up*

Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?

Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.

"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.

What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?

2) Where did all the orphans go?

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

The Cheerio Joke

Let's say you're in high school, and your popularity level was based on what Cheerio you are. So there's Extra-Frosty Cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted Cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there's the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there's your Cheerio which is the Chocolate Cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who's an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines.

So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut Cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular Cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty Cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty Cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes.

The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she's going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; "Oh there wasn't a punch line."