One jokes
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"