Handicap Jokes

What do you call a pool full of handicapped people

Vegetable soup

hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?

IHOP

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast

I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall and when I got out a handicap man told me that I was an a**hole and I told him “bet you won’t stand up and say that to my face” and hen he broke down.

Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"

what’s the worst song to play infront of a vegetable? “james brown - get on up”

what’s the worst song to play infront of a handicapped kid? “van halen - jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? I can't breathe - Juice Wrld

I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend she cant stand for her self

🙄 😒 🤔 Why do call a man that is physically handicapped ♿ and german? A physically handicapped ♿ bisexual man that is promiscuous and german

🤔 😳 😫 😕 What do you 📞 🤔 😏 😄 😜 🤔 😏 call physically handicapped ♿ homophobic heterosexual men and woman in wheelchairs? ♿ mixed nuts 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

A handicap person was making fun of me so I walked away

I like my women how I like my golf score. Low in the 80s and with a handicap.

Handicapped jokes are so cruel I can't stand them!!

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital Just to test their patients

What is meals on wheels to a christain nationalist that is also a conservative republican politician a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physicality handicapped and who is also well-endowed