What do you call a pool full of handicapped people
Vegetable soup
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP
A handicap person was making fun of me so I walked away
I like my women how I like my golf score. Low in the 80s and with a handicap.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall and when I got out a handicap man told me that I was an a**hole and I told him “bet you won’t stand up and say that to my face” and hen he broke down.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all crips (sorry)
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
what’s the worst song to play infront of a vegetable? “james brown - get on up”
what’s the worst song to play infront of a handicapped kid? “van halen - jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? I can't breathe - Juice Wrld
I bulled a handicap today
What is he gonna do stand up for his self
🙄 😒 🤔 Why do call a man that is physically handicapped ♿ and german? A physically handicapped ♿ bisexual man that is promiscuous and german
😳 🤔 ☎️ ☎️ ☎️ What do you call 📞 📞 📞 a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men 👬 👨 👨that are physically handicapped? caregiver 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend she cant stand for her self
Son: Mom whats dark humor? Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap Son: mom i'm blind Mom: Exactly
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
Whats the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person, the handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
What is it that a🤔 😳 👀 😕 a physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas? Cancer
