Handicap jokes
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall, and when I got out, a handicapped man told me that I was an a**hole. I told him, "Bet you won't stand up and say that to my face," and then he broke down.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.