What do you call a pool full of handicapped people
Vegetable soup
hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall, and when I got out, a handicapped man told me that I was an a**hole. I told him, "Bet you won't stand up and say that to my face," and then he broke down.
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend she cant stand for her self
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
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A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas? Cancer
A handicap person was making fun of me so I walked away
I like my women how I like my golf score. Low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel I can't stand them!!
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital Just to test their patients
What is meals on wheels to a christain nationalist that is also a conservative republican politician a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physicality handicapped and who is also well-endowed
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
Did you ever received a anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have a orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
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