Handicap

Handicap jokes

Race

    • I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

    Gravity sure is fast.

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    • Song

    • What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

    What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

    What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

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    • Handicap stall

    • I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall, and when I got out, a handicapped man told me that I was an a**hole. I told him, "Bet you won't stand up and say that to my face," and then he broke down.

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    • Nationalist

    • What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?

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    • Caregiver

    • What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?

    Caregiver.

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    • Micheal Jackson

    • Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."

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    • Woman

    • Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?

    IHOP.

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    • President

    • A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

    And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

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    • Man

    • What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?

    Mixed nuts.

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    • Man

    • Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?

    A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.

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    • Glory Hole

    • Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?

    Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.

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