Little Johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "Give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back!"
To which the robber says "FUCK YOU! I don't wanna."
Little Johnny calls the police and says "A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse."
The police said "How old are you?"
Little Johnny then hangs up the phone.
Okay, so this Little Johnny dude is trying to report a robbery, right? But instead of just saying what was stolen, he gets all descriptive and foul-mouthed about it being a "broken ass piece of shit purse." When the cops ask how old he is, he chickens out and hangs up because he probably knows he's too young to be cussing like that! You are probably like little johnny, a dumb kid.
Claire Stone
Am i thick, slow or jus plain stupid bcuz no matter how many times i read this I JUS DONT GET IT!! 🤔🧐😶