One jokes

Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?

Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.

Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?

Because he only had one.

"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.

Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?

Cosecant remember his own name.

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."

The other said, "Really? I like my bed."

Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"

What did one angry cow say to another?

We got some beef.

One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

No one gives a fuck.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.