One jokes

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

Why can't orphans go on vacation?

The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?

One of the two actually came back.😂

A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.

So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.

But don't worry, he is all right now.

Kyler, go on this one.

My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?

Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!

One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?

You can't get either one at home.

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

One word. Creeper.

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

One time, I was making a caramel apple.

When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!