One jokes

Water, tastes that one tap in school:

A tier water at 3 am.

S tier.

12 pm water f tier.

Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?

Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

One time, I was making a caramel apple.

When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.

The kid just hangs there.

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

You: I have a nice hairline.

Your friend: Since when do you have one?

You: I forgot.

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?

One of the two actually came back.😂

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.