Dog Love

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, like, one dog is chatting with another, right? And instead of saying something normal like "Woof!" or "Where's the fire hydrant?", this dog gets all mushy and says "I love you." Get it? Because dogs ain't supposed to be all lovey-dovey like humans. And you, my friend, probably think that's normal, because you are dumber than the average human.