Satisfaction jokes
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
I'm glad.
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying, "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?