One jokes
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
No one has my back like my dad.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.