Spooktober jokes

Body

446 views · ShiftyDealer69 · 6 years ago

When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.

Carving

55 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.

Candy

37 views · The Unknown King of Moderation · 3 years ago

Spooktober meme!!!

The image shows a text that says, "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy." Underneath the text is a blurry picture of the character Elmo looking confused.

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Costume party

108 views · Morbid · 7 years ago

There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."

Pedophile

1,082 views · Anonymous · 9 years ago

What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.

Incest

945 views · SpanktheZelda · 5 years ago

What do incest families do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

Halloween

27 views · Anonymous · 6 months ago

Do you hear what I hear? | Daily Spooktober Meme #3

A four-panel meme featuring a skeleton. In the first panel, a skeleton lies on the ground with text "sshshhhhh...". In the second panel, another skeleton looks up with the text "You hear that?". In the third panel, the skeleton says "It's the sound of...". In the fourth panel, the skeleton's eyes glow red with laser beams, and the image is 'deep-fried' with text "...Halloween".

October

25 views · Anonymous · 6 months ago

HAPPY SPOOKTOBER EVERYONE!!! | DAILY SPOOKTOBER MEME #1

The meme features a character from the Call of Duty video game, Captain Price or Ghost, with a skull superimposed over their face. The top text reads "no one: not a soul: 12 AM October 1st:". The bottom text, overlaid on the image, reads "bravo six, going spooky". This is a variation of the "Bravo Six, going dark" meme.

Skeleton

35 views · Anonymous · 6 months ago

Make sure to drink milk!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #2

A skeleton sits in the passenger seat of a car, buckled up with a seatbelt. A white piece of paper taped to the window next to it reads: "Please don't break the window. The A/C is on. He has milk and is listening to his favorite spooky music."

Calcium

37 views · Anonymous · 6 months ago

GET YOUR CALCIUM FOLKS!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #5

A humorous image shows a silver Jeep Wrangler driving at night, heavily decorated with several skeleton figures. Skeletons are visible in the driver's seat, back seat, on the roof rack, and hanging off the spare tire at the back. The text at the top reads: "Hop in loser we're gonna go searching for calcium."

September

32 views · Anonymous · 6 months ago

Merry Spookmass, Everyone!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #6

A four-panel image. The top-left panel shows Shaggy from Scooby-Doo with puffed cheeks, playing a flute-like instrument. The top-right panel reads 'me in September'. The bottom-left panel shows a skeleton playing a saxophone. The bottom-right panel reads 'me in Spooktober'. Below these panels, a caption says 'It's beginning to look a lot like Spookmas...'

Spooktober memes

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𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰

5 months ago

to fulfill the spooktober season I'm going to make a halloween themed rap song Comment what topics I should rap about, but nothing cornball

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