Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
One Jokes
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
