One jokes
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Memes
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
"We are Number one."
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.