One jokes
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
No one has my back like my dad.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.