One jokes
I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Six one.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.