One jokes
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Anyone remember the following?
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂