One jokes

No one has my back like my dad.

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?

Oh wait, I am because she's 10.

My father can take a joke because he made one.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.

Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.

When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"

What is a woman's name with one leg?

Eileen.

Six one.

Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.

August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.

I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

It's called "The Bad Batch File!"

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.

On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.

One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.

Question:

Did you hear the one about MAGA people?

Answer:

It "sucks" just like they do!

Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."

Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"