If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
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Explain Bear
Okay, so basically, the joke is that it's super weird and unexpected for the Australian president to poop his pants in a McDonald's. It's not a lot of money, but the situation itself is so bizarre that it makes the joke funny. You probably think McDonald's is healthy.