Following Jokes

i saw some kid following me some i toled him to go back to his family orphan: what famliy

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the Fresh prints.

I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.

1 like =1 kid in my oven. Im trying to get followers and comments please

Follow for candy kids like for pizza kids commet for kids

+1 like = 1 kid in my basment

+1 follower =1 kid in my Microwave

+1 Comet

3 Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand. The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him. The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied,"It didn't tickle at all. I laughted at the sight the third guy was bringing over a pinapple."

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