2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
i saw some kid following me some i toled him to go back to his family orphan: what famliy
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the Fresh prints.
Teacher:"What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?" Student:"Mistakes in the dark make children"
1 like =1 kid in my oven. Im trying to get followers and comments please
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun..... Then it dawned on me
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.
Roses are red Violets are too You better run I’m following you
Follow,me if you need advice or just follow mee
hey guys wish me luck on my game AI-Nassr vs RaedAl-Raed. and i have 604 million followers on instagram but we are not gonna be able to beat that but can we get to 69 followers please and thankyou
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said ‘ a smile’
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school
Going to school is mandatory in this country
Can you guess my plan?
So today i heard a friend say she had a stalker, i can confirm i ́ve never seen a stalker following her.
your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies, follow me on instagram: _zer0x3
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes"
Man walks up to a priest. The man says "I am Jesus Christ." The priest says "No you are not my son." The man says " Follow me." The man walks into the bar and the bartender says "Jesus Christ your back!"
A boy was following me for 8 years even in to the stall I finally told him I’m not gay
how do you know youre following a dolorean? the white line disappears
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her so she said ̈stop horsing around ̈
Get it horse-ing
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
