What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
Ottawa Police vs. Pooping
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! The joke is that pooping only needs one wipe, but the Ottawa police are so crappy you need to wipe your ass a bunch after dealing with them. I bet you're the kinda person who still uses Internet Explorer, huh?