Orphan's Cookie Preference

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about orphans. You know, kids without parents? The joke is that they've probably eaten all sorts of cookies from the store, but they've missed out on the love and deliciousness of homemade cookies 'cause they ain't got no mom or dad to bake 'em. It's kinda sad, but also kinda funny 'cause you're a weirdo who laughs at things that aren't funny.