One jokes
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."