One jokes
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
If you ever think no one cares about you,
kill someone, then the news will.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.