One jokes

Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

3 minutes later:

Why didn't I listen to the strong one?

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

What has only one sense of style?

An emo girl.

I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:

Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.

Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

What did one candle say to the other?

"Want to go out tonight?"

So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.

What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?

One of them has someone to mourn them.

Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!

The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.

Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯

What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?

One lasts long and another doesn't.

Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."