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An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!