One jokes
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."