One jokes
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.