One jokes
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one, then he/she should stand up.
After a minute, a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
One day Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking a cigar. Johnny said, "Can I have a puff?"
Grandpa said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."
Later that day, Johnny saw his grandpa drinking a drink. Johnny said, "Can I have a sip?"
Grandpa said the same thing, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."
Later that night, Johnny was eating some cookies in the kitchen. Grandpa said, "Hi son, can I have a cookie?"
Johnny said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Grandpa said, "Yes."
Johnny said, "Good, go fuck yourself!"
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.