One jokes
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Memes
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."