One jokes
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”