One jokes

I'd like to have kids one day.

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

One like = more from me to you. 👊

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

How did Helen Keller drive?

One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.

"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!

A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.

There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.

One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,

"Please send me a sibling!"

Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?

What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?

One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"

The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."

What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?

One kneels for salvation.

The other kneels with salivation.

What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?

One is glowing and the other is blowing.

What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?

One reads, the other breeds.

What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?

A period.

Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!