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Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know what a home base is.

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.