Coping mechanism jokes
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
So what does stress and energy mean?
Beer.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."