Coping mechanism jokes

To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.

Why do emo kids wear hoodies?

They hang easier.

Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.

Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.

Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.

If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?

All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.

So what does stress and energy mean?

Beer.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.

When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.

I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.

I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

There's two types of emo people:

1. People that cut side to side.

2. And people that cut up and down.

The most efficient is up and down.

Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.

I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.

I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.

When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:

"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.