Coping mechanism jokes

To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.

I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.

I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.

If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?

All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.

When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.

Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.

There's two types of emo people:

1. People that cut side to side.

2. And people that cut up and down.

The most efficient is up and down.

Why do emo kids wear hoodies?

They hang easier.

Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.

Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!

To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)

Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."

Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!

Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.

This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.

So what does stress and energy mean?

Beer.