Evan

Unregistered

Kid: Imagine being an orphan!

Parents: Look who's talking, not you cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*

Kid: WAIT WHAT!

Make an ugly face in 3,2...STOP OMG STOP EWWWWW oh wait that’s your normal face.

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

5

Say what you want about Pedophiles but at least they drive slow through school zones