One jokes
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.