One jokes
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Memes
I feel this one on a personal level.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.