One jokes

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?

Because no one forgets it! :)

Why don't orphans play tag?

Because there's no one to catch.

What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?

A full house.

Why are orphans good at dodge ball?

Because no one misses them.

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.

There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.

One like = more from me to you. 👊

Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.

The boys joking be like:

One guy: "Balls!"

All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

*School Shooter Walks In*

That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.

I'd like to have kids one day.

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.