One jokes
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
I feel this one on a personal level.
Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.