One jokes

Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.

My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.

She's not the only one who can play that game.

What did one ghost say to the other?

"Get a life!"

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."

This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!

I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!

What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!

What did one bee say to the other bee?

"I love you, honey!"

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?

Because he is the only one.

What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?

Knock knock ones.

What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.

What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?

One won't scream when you remove their meat.

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."

I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.