What did one plane say to the other let’s fly
Jacob
My teacher:Oliver will be transitioning Me:tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!! My teacher:He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school. Me:I thought you meant another transitioning...
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterwords
A person walke's into the bar and said hey barman get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead Who said that
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".