Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
My boss had the heart of a child:)
In a jar. On his desk
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.🥁
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How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of. You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom. He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store". But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19 yr old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?". Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing." Johnny says, "Oh." "But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt..
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes
No matter how big the jar there is 1 thing that can never fit inside it what is it?
If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!
Why did the black lady gave the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds? tax credit.
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money bartender says you gotta do 3 task he takes the shot of Jack and the customer says what are the tasks he says the 1st one is but the 1st 1 is I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth and you gotta pull it he says all right what's the 2nd 1 he said I got a big old girl upstairs that aint had no loving in a long time you gotta make her smile he takes another shot of Jack he said all right what's the 3rd 1 he said you see that horse outside you gotta make him laugh and cry Guy goes upstairs goes out back comes out to the front comes back in the other customer said give him the jar The guy says I took care of that lady's tooth and I made that alligator smile well how'd you make the horse laugh he said easy i told him I had a bigger deck then him bartender says how did you make him cry he said easy I showed him
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies
ground beef
what's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into someone's pants
my grandfather has the heart of a lion!!🦁
in a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo.....
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
spongebob: easy now you try first get a jar patrick: *picks up nuke* spongebob: patrick that's a nuke patrick: yes nuke: *boom*
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
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