One jokes

Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.

The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!

Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.

Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.

Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.

One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.

I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.

Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."

I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.

If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?

I tried to catch air once... I mist.

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.

What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?

"Want me to pack your shit?"

I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.

What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?

Only one gets fuel.

There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"

The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."

A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.

Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.

Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!