What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "you mathematicians don't know your limits."
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 7 percent?
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.