Mathematics jokes
10+10
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
So 666-3629, so get it?
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.