# Mathematics Jokes

## Pemdas

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering

## Dirty Joke

Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?

A. Calculus homework.

## 10

Why is 10 so scared. Cause it was in the middle of 9/11

## Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

## Asian

Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.

## Orphan

A teacher asked his students a math question.

"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said.

## Number

What do you call numbers that donāt stay in place?

Roaminā Numerals.

## Mathematician

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

## Michael Jackson

What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids

## Computer

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

## Number

You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!

## Feminist

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldnāt solve inequalities.

## Math

I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 7 percent?

Why is North Korea so good at Geometry? Because they have a supreme ruler.

## Programming

An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "you mathematicians don't know your limits."

## Number

You know whatās odd?

Every other number

## Anti-jokes

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

## Stupid jokes

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.

## Mathematician

If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.

## Math

Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?

X is always 10.