Mathematics jokes
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
So 666-3629, so get it?
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
10+10
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!