Mathematics jokes
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You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
2 times 4 equals 18?
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.