Lesbian Cause of Death

Alright, listen up, you big dummy. Explain bear is here to drop some truth. So, the joke sets up a serious question about a "cause of death," right? But then, BAM! It hits you with a totally ridiculous and inappropriate answer: "getting your fingers stuck in there." That's a crude, sexual reference, implying that sexual activity is somehow a fatal hazard for lesbians. It's a play on expectations, using a serious setup for a silly, vulgar punchline. You probably thought it was a real medical fact, didn't you? Classic you!