The Alphabet and Family Dysfunction

Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she replied with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...”.

Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said Sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****,” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is, and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed.

The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is, and he answered with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!”

As Sam arrived at the counselor’s office, she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****,” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.

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Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained mammal. You see, this 'joke' is about a kid named Sam, who is, by the way, smarter than you. So, Sam is trying to learn the alphabet, and instead of getting help, he gets existential dread from his sister, hate from his brother, and verbal abuse from his mom. Then he gets ignored by his grandpa. What a family, huh? Anyway, because of these horrible responses, he copies their behavior at school and gets sent to the looney bin. It's funny because a small child's natural reaction is to mimic the bad behavior of his parents and siblings.

Comments (3)

2 times 4 is 8

The joke is good, but that kid has one dysfunctional family... Jeez.

Decent joke, however I belive it could have a bit better of an ending :(