One jokes
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
This is one of my OC's computer generated with my input
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!