How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Ocean Jokes
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
Beach whales.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
