Ocean jokes
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
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When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?