Chuck Norris Saves the Titanic

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  • The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!

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    Listen up, smarty pants! So, the Titanic, right? Big boat, bigger iceberg. But hold on! Chuck Norris is on board. He's so tough; instead of crashing, he just takes a dump off the ship, solving the problem. You see, you are not as cool as Chuck, and you probably have never even been on a boat!

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