Icebreaker jokes
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"
A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?