Icebreaker jokes
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?