Explorer's Monologue

Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.

By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.

I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.

During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.

Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! This "Michael Grover" guy goes on and on about his life like anyone cares. He acts like his little adventures matter. But, surprise! Nobody gives a flying fridge about what he's saying. It's like when you try to explain your conspiracy theories – eyes glaze over faster than a Krispy Kreme donut, dummy!

Comments (4)

no one care that youre rich

BUH WUH IDC THIS ISNT A JOKE I BARELY READ ANY OF THIS ANNOYING STUFF

BRUH THIS ISNT A JOKE UR FUCK