Illustration Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Author

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.

What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.

Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.

The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.

Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.

Company

If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.

P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.

Memes

Parasite

Lol

The image shows four different ticks with labels: "Brown Dog Tick," "Deer Tick," "Lone Star Tick," and "Luna Tick." The "Luna Tick" is a picture of Donald Trump pointing to his head.

Illustration memes

Pencil

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

Consideration

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

Fan

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

Self Harm

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

Color

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

Memes

Poop

Lete know in the comments

The image shows nine different positions of a person using a toilet. The positions are numbered 1 to 9 and 0. The text above the image asks: "How do you poop?"

Monkey

monkey d luffy

A monkey with a straw hat and a yellow belt is smiling.

Meme

My favourite new meme is The Wopmutt Meme. The wopmutt meme grew in popularity because it's based, true, and funny.

A cartoon drawing of a chef with dark skin, a black mustache, and a white chef's hat. He has a red scarf and is making an 'OK' hand gesture. In the upper right corner, there is a blurred Italian flag.

Alpha male

A screenshot shows a tweet from Nick Adams (Alpha...). The tweet reads: "Alpha males enjoy the company of other alpha males because iron sharpens iron." Below, a reply tweet from Pirate @OaktownPirate shows a detailed black and white illustration of two muscular men in leather jackets and caps embracing face to face, their bodies pressed together.

Character design

final character designs

The image shows eight hand-drawn character designs. Each character has a name written above them. Jake is holding a guitar, Madi is wearing a star necklace and banana pants, Toast is a person with a toast head, Wilkin has a drink, Wade wears a red mask and jacket, Dagger is a dark figure with a crown, and Virgo has long hair and wears a brown coat.

Saddam Hussein

An illustration showing a cross-section of the earth. A small, shallow bunker is visible near the surface, labeled 'Saddam Hussein,' containing a prone figure, an 'Air vent,' and a 'Fan.' The entrance is labeled 'Entrance hidden by bricks and rubble,' with two figures standing above it. Below this bunker, a vast, complex cavern system is shown, populated by figures resembling ancient soldiers carrying spears, and other hidden subterranean features like digging gnomes and a massive dark cave structure.

Stage

A cartoon drawing split into two panels. The left panel shows a grey cat lying on its back with its paws in the air, while a hand pets its belly. The right panel shows the same cat, now curled up in a ball, angrily biting the same hand, with claws out and ears back. Above the two panels reads "2 STAGES OF BELLY RUBS". At the bottom of the right panel is the text "LINSI.STOY.COM".

Hair

working on a thing

A digital drawing shows a person with brown hair and a blue shirt. The person is injured and bleeding, with a visible bruise under one eye. The background consists of a blue sky with white clouds and a bright sun. Two orange butterflies are flying around the person's head. Yellow grass-like strokes are at the bottom.

Site

this site is still trash as usual

A drawing of two catgirls standing closely together. The catgirl in the front is facing toward the viewer with a questioning expression. She has pink hair, pink eyes and is wearing a bikini top and black armbands. The second catgirl in the back is turned away from the viewer. She has pink hair, and is wearing a bikini bottom and high black boots. Both girls have cat ears and a tail. One has a question mark over her head, the other a speech bubble and an arrow pointing at her butt.

House

A drawing of a hand holding a house inside a lightbulb on a blue background.

Snail

Snorse

A drawing of a snail with legs, running fast.

Miles Morales

this is.. smth else.

A cartoon of a young boy dressed as Miles Morales, a Spider-Man character, floating in the air with buildings in the background. The boy has a dark jacket with a red inside, a black spider suit, and red shoes. The art style is cartoony with bold outlines and a stylized feel.

Illustration memes

Community

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Poll

Ok so I’m planning to make a story, should I make a graphic novel or a novel with illustrations?

Poll

What hello kitty do i draw?

WHATS YALLS FAVORITE ANIMAL,IMA DRAW IT