When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
Ocean Jokes
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
How does water say hi?
It waves.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
