Ocean jokes
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Beach whales.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.