Ocean jokes
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*