Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull! The joke is that Jesus can walk on water 'cause trash floats. It's funny 'cause it's saying Jesus is like trash. That's the joke! Are you seriously this dumb?
alesha
Just leave bro
Death&Decay
Because that's mythology. MAKE SOMETHING UP AND IN 2000 YEARS OR SOME SHIT IT BECOMES "FACT" LMFAO. I'm a god and I can fly.