Ocean jokes
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
Tides right?
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"