What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
What did they call Hitler when he swam? Adolfin.
Titanic: ight I need a place to CRASH tonight
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
