Ocean jokes
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.