I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
What is a dry swimmerπββοΈ?
Not in the waterπ...
Whatβs bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and theyβre filled with holes.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
Q: What's a Ships Least Favorite Food A: IceBurg-ERS
I ate nemo
your mom went to the ocean and the wales said that we are family even tho you are fatter than me
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank? The lobsters in the kitchen.
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
whats at the bottom of the ocean and shivers? a nervous reck.
NOT all treasure is silver and gold mate
"Jack sparrow"
Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow
what do Nemo and my dad have in common?
they both can't be found
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10? Because he forgot his feats
we destroyed 2 boats, AND THEY DROPPED THE SUN ON US TWICE
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue. He sat on a rock, tckled his cock, until it turned red white and blue
Q:Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean
A:to find his dad
This had me wheezing ππ€£ππ€£
