Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.
Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.
Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."
yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales said we are family even though your fatter than me
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
what is a fish without i's fsh
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
