What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
what is a fish without i's fsh
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel
