I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Ocean Jokes
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
I ate Nemo.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
