yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean we haven't even explored 5% of her yet
If finding Nemo was scientifically correct, marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean
Putin be like that boat is now submarine!
What does the titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common they both sunk to the bottom of the Atlantic
Nobody people on the titanic: * SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
What's Madeline mccann and a submarine got in common? Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Do u play seaifthiefs, seeifthiesballsfit in ur mouth gotttttteeeeeem
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
What do you call a fish with out eye?
a fsh
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
Cause they just wash up onshore.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Why did the Ocean Wave? It wanted to say Hi Tide
People in 1912: The titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: hold my beer
Q:What did the ocean say to the boy? A:Nothing!Oceans don ́t talk silly!
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
What did the titanic?
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
