Ocean jokes
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
I ate Nemo.