People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Ocean Jokes
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
Fishermen are the best at networking.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
