"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Ocean Jokes
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing đđ€Łđđ€Ł
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now youâre fatter than me."
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? âPut it on my bill.â
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you canât sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacherâs eyes crossed? She couldnât control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, âmini-sodaâ).
12. Why couldnât the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you canât use âbeef stewâ as a password. Itâs not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldnât you write with a broken pencil? Because itâs pointless.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
