There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't Sea!
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam.
Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic? Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy... Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you, idiot! Your an =\Ocean/= ! Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?!?!?
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!
[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
Cause 7 8 9
What is yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of kids.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.
i tried a pun about water but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
what do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean? A wet pebble
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic? -*Splash*
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"oh my God, you're such a beach"
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
