What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish 🐠 🐟
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh 8 jelly tickles
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
