Ocean jokes
Octopus.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
Icebergie is a randy.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)