Ocean jokes
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
Icebergie is a randy.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.