Jack Sparrow jokes

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

Why is the rum gone?

I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.

"Jack Sparrow."

"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"

"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."

- Captain Jack Sparrow