Jack Sparrow jokes

Why is the rum gone?

I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

"Jack Sparrow."

"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"

One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.

"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."

- Captain Jack Sparrow

Jack

Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!

Why are pirates named pirates?

Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!