"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
Jack Sparrow Jokes
Why is the rum gone?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
