Surfer jokes
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"