Surfer jokes

If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!

Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?

Because he forgot his feats!

Where do surfers go to school?

Boarding school.

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.

The creator's son tried that!

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.