Surfer jokes

If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!

Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?

Because he forgot his feats!

Where do surfers go to school?

Boarding school.

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.

The creator's son tried that!

(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)

Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.

The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.

The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.

The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.