Surfer jokes
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"